Electric City Gymnastics

"Zombies. Male. They drag me out." Dennis Hopper, in the Land Of The Dead.


Book Excerpt:


William Thomas




They are everywhere.

And they are winners.

Walk down the street almost every metropolitan, if you still dare, and you discern with a jolt of alarm anyone around you is aware of their presence or their mutual past environment, they shuffle with the shuffling gait of robots. Audience screaming or blocked by rubbish headphones, head down on mobile phones, iPods, Palm Pilots, multimedia players, text messengers and other gadgets hypnotic, these undead with their vacant eyes are all departed from the reality around them, they do not even know they are gone.

cell phone zombies multiply everywhere. Distributed by the most virulent contagion of the Earth - the desire to own and continues making wireless technology - endorphin addiction sent tremors through the phones on the brain threatens withdrawal painful, even though their invisible fumes attack the frontal lobes, memory short-circuit, awareness and cognitive thinking.

Succumbing to marketing strategies by the same row of tobacco advertising on the same shoot children, hordes of zombies mobile phone from the age of four years is the normal human relations with the cold calculus of truncated text messages while disrupting their soundstage and interrupt conversations with friends and spouses to jabber with ghosts who are not even present, although the spread of blight their microwave-hand among the remaining pockets cellular resistance.

Unlike the flesh munching ghouls depicted in horror movies from Hollywood, which die and "resuscitate" the transmission of the virus Solanum through a general exchange of bodily fluids Macabre, "voodoo zombies" were created by potions and spells hougnan Haitian priests.

"Zombie powder," as Max Brooks notes in his essential Zombie Survival Guide "contains a powerful neurotoxin" is reminiscent of the chemicals in the brain-eating ubiquitous added to foods, soft drinks and other drugs - including (as we have seen elsewhere in this book) of fluoride, aspartame and mercury. Separately or in combination, these compounds are insidious synergy enabled by electromagnetic pulses that mimic the emission and the normal cellular function to replace destroyed neurons in the brain and turn people into zombies.

Held in a trance that their life force is removed with devices eerily similar in size and shape to the voodoo dolls used to cast curses, zombies cell phone are particularly dangerous because, unlike real-inducted Solanum zombies incapable express feelings or speech, cell phone zombies can appear almost normal when he is not sacked in. A real zombie when he meets you, "will be home in a smart bomb," says Brooks, and begin to gnaw your face. A mobile phone-voodoo zombie "will take a moment to try to find out who or what you are."

Smiling reflexive apology for their insensitive intrusion - even "scolded so badly or caused" that Brooks described - many cell phone zombies "understand the words, some even comprehend simple sentences [and] have the ability to speak - quite simply, course - and rarely for extended conversations. "


Till Death you do apart
Although not known to devour human flesh as "real" zombies, their preoccupation with themselves blind, servile to the determination of the distractions of sense and a complete disregard for their ecological rapidly deteriorating economic environment Constitution and threaten to spill the worst infestations zomboid United States around the world.

Certainly, the carnage caused by their wars against nations with which blind non-threatening American zombies.